Hotline Hotties Valentines Day 2021
Krystal
If you need a little "relaxation", ask for Krystal with a K
We all know Earth is ghetto so get into it and let her hands soothe your soul. With a masters in therapeutic massage from the online HBU University pleasurehands4you.estonia, she will shock your chakras and work out those hard to reach muscles.
- Orders need to be placed by Wednesday Feb 10th by noon
- Los Angeles local deliveries only
- Delivery window on Valentines day is from 9am-6pm
- For multiple arrangements please give us a call or email
- All arrangements are custom and will be modeled off of the collection but slight variations may occur because we are dealing with nature
- If we are unable to reach the recipient and can not find a safe location to leave the arrangement we will resend the next day with an additional charge to the sender
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Destiny
Feeling naughty, ask for Destiny
This dominatrix knows her way around a pair of cuffs, that's because she trained as a Police Officer until the poly blend uniform inflamed her psoriasis. Well that and she decided she didn't want to be complicit in the violent oppression of black people by way of a system designed to re-enslave them through incarceration under Jim Crow after the police could no longer perform their original purpose of hunting down and returning runaway slaves to their white owners. Now the only piggies she's interested are her squealing subs. Just remember your safe word.
- Orders need to be placed by Wednesday Feb 10th by noon
- Los Angeles local deliveries only
- Delivery window on Valentines day is from 9am-6pm
- For multiple arrangements please give us a call or email
- All arrangements are custom and will be modeled off of the collection but slight variations may occur because we are dealing with nature
- If we are unable to reach the recipient and can not find a safe location to leave the arrangement we will resend the next day with an additional charge to the sender
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Dove
Want someone fun and Flirty, ask for Dove.
This Pale Beauty may seem a little sleepy and shy but that's just a symptom of a chronic B12 deficiency she refuses to treat because of the nanorobots the government puts in vitamins to control our thoughts. But don't worry, she's not paranoid, after one drink she'll wake right on up
- Orders need to be placed by Wednesday Feb 10th by noon
- Los Angeles local deliveries only
- Delivery window on Valentines day is from 9am-6pm
- For multiple arrangements please give us a call or email
- All arrangements are custom and will be modeled off of the collection but slight variations may occur because we are dealing with nature
- If we are unable to reach the recipient and can not find a safe location to leave the arrangement we will resend the next day with an additional charge to the sender
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Infinity
Looking for more than a one night stand, ask for Infinity
This beauty's looks won't fade over time. What's her secret? Extreme dehydration. She won't bother you for necessities like air or water, just means she's ready for a long term commitment. And who doesn't want a love that lasts a lifetime?
- Orders need to be placed by Wednesday Feb 10th by noon
- Los Angeles local deliveries only
- Delivery window on Valentines day is from 9am-6pm
- For multiple arrangements please give us a call or email
- All arrangements are custom and will be modeled off of the collection but slight variations may occur because we are dealing with nature
- If we are unable to reach the recipient and can not find a safe location to leave the arrangement we will resend the next day with an additional charge to the sender
This product is unavailable
Shades of Blackness
Shades of Blackness is a semi yearly project by Harris meant to serve as "another investigation into how we as people of color find our beauty and agency. Our hair is one of those blessings that we have had to learn to embrace over time. I think this is a beautiful metaphor for the struggle for self love in its natural state (which I seem to be obsessed with)." See More